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1. |
*HAPPILY EVER AFTER*
11:22
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*7 PARTS*
1 - “NEW HOLLYWOOD”
2 - “DOPPELGANGER”
3 - “ALL FUCKED UP”
4 -“ADVENTURES OF ARV”
*PART 1*
“NEW HOLLYWOOD”
.
(4:4)
(A blues)
(98bpm)
.
"they were just like actors..."
they were just like actors…
(they hit their marks...)
and 'round their trailer parks…
…we circled just like sharks...
.
.
*PART 2*
“DOPPELGANGER”
(4:4 swing)
(G minor)
(95bpm)
"he looked just like you..."
.
.
*PART 3*
“FUCKED UP”
.
(4:4)
(Fminor)
(82bpm)
.
"what if i stopped fucking up?"
what if i stopped fucking up?
(and went 'cold turkey'...)
...when will you start sucking up?
(we'll make him look) just like you...)
(...became just like you...)
.
.
*PART 4*
“ADVENTURES OF ARV”
(4:4)
(G#major)
(111bpm)
"don't squash my arv"
don’t squash my arv
smotherer...
(like a) motherless child...
once i met a mulatto...
her name was 'merry mandato'...
while lighties listen to emo...
...dorothy's doing the dancer...
caucasians cured by a chemo...
while dorothys dying of cancer...
dying of cancer…
.
.
*PART 5*
“FAT JACKIE”
“don’t squash my arv!”
.
(4:4swing)
(Cmajor)
(93bpm)
fat jackie…
(you waited a long time to shine and remained the same)
(full of the moonshine tonight…
it’s about time to light up the ‘dynamite’…)
‘homo ricardo’…
meet ‘asperger andy’…
‘merry mandato’…
meet ‘hurricane sandy’…
(sprinkle pink salt on my pavement again…)
.
.
*PART 6*
(4:4 swing)
(Cmajor
(85bpm)
"frist"
provided a song
her body rode it along
(so won’t you listen?)
til the saturday's gone…
on sunday i'll be fighting the dawn,,,
(i’m on a mission)
.
would somebody call call?
would somebody call call?
sometimes you gotta call call
yea yea yea yea yea
fell in love with someone
who could barely turn the temperature on...
she said she’s busy
but the fire is on
for somebody's someone
(well didya miss me?)
babe you gotta hold strong
til her savior is gone
(til her savior has sprung)
(for now she’s somebody’s someone...)
.
.
*PART 7*
(4:4)
(82bpm)
(Emajor)
"elisa"
now give me my money…
my government’s money…
i’m warning you honey…
.
.
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2. |
"HAND-ME-DOWNS"
06:43
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*PART 1A*
waiter...
thirty...
fatty living with mommy...
repeatedly defeated by daddy...
.
.
*PART 2A*
and being a schizo is not an excuse...
you’ve been drinking too much…)
(…of that “jewy juice”)
.
.
*PART 3A*
no wife...
no kids...
just a flimsy old man…
guarding the door...
at your local liquor store...
at your local liquor store...
at your local liquor store...
.
.
*PART 3B*
no life...
no hair...
i'd tell you to go to hell...
you turtle without a shell…
i'd tell you to go to hell…
but you're already there...
.
.
*PART 4A*
(to tune of “my dear helena”)
.
you female fredo...
neither sister nor friend…
i don't ever wanna see you again...
.
my ripe tomato…
i'm gonna see to the end…
but i don't ever wanna see you again…
no i don't ever wanna see you again…
(no i don't ever wanna see you again…)
.
.
*PART 5A*
she was a "nurse practicioner"...
neonatal...
while i was robbing the cradle...
doc was dropping da dreidel...
docta turning the table…
she seemed quite unable to earn her MD
so she's going to hafta learn to be a secretary for me…
just like granny...
.
.
*PART 6A*
nursing babies just like mommy...
(i'm gonna do well)
manage money just like daddy...
(i'm gonna do well...)
.
.
.
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3. |
"DEATH OF A SALESMAN"
09:57
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*PART 1A*
that's alright mama
that's alright for you
that's alright mama
anyway you put me through
that's alright
that's alright
that's alright my mama
anyway you do…
that's alright my mama
anyway you do…
lying free and easy
way past 21
flying with the breeze
until i'm dying in the sun
that's alright
wall street lite
that's alright my mama
anyway you do…
that's alright my mama
anyway you do…
i'm gonna do well...
.
.
*PART 2A*:
my mortal mikey
will daddy donate a kidney?
or buy you your favorite toy? (o boy)
he'd sell you on ebay
if somebody'd pay
for mortal mikey
dying of cancer
in a boiler room
cold calling the rollands soon
.
*PART 3A*
(1)
i’m keeping on walkin
though there's something that i’d like you to know
we’ll never get talkin’
now go daddy go
.
(2)
you’re really not moving
forever find me frozen in doubt
now you're finally gonna figure me out
.
(3)
you’re nothing special
and i liked it better when you were gone
now there's no use in trying to carry it on
.
(4)
stay outta my forest
discover that the silence is golden
beholding all your beholden
.
(5)
this is payback
though all that was between us is gone
still continuin’ to carry it on
.
(6)
if only for the feeling
for the feeling that i get over here
though there's never ever nada to fear
.
(7)
baby, there someone that i’d like you to meet
cuz all my other contacts are beat
.
(8)
someone so special, so special, that i’d like you to fear
she’s been in town for almost a year
.
(9)
get ready, get ready
cuz it's time to explode
we’ll meet up further down the road
.
(10)
don't mean to be rude, i really don’t mean to be rude...
.
(11)
but all your facts n figures are skewed
and all your fake vaginas are screwed
.
(12)
all your facts n figures are skewed...
and all your fake vaginas are screwed...
.
.
*PART 2B*
dying of cancer
in a boiler room
(cold-calling the rollands soon...)
.
*PART 4A*
(1)
who done done
who done done
finally who done done
.
(2)
we soon will see
whose side you on
i already know who won
.
(3)
while some derailed
i grabbed my gun
i already got it done
.
(4)
now i'll need my dead man
to turn me on
one who already good and gone
.
(5)
yea i damn you all
and i fear you none
i already know who won
.
(6)
we will win
(whose side you on?)
i already got it done...
i already know who won...
don't come around...
.
.
.
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🏆✨✨*WE WON THE WAR* ✨✨🏆
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4. |
"DEAD MEAT"
04:33
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*INTRO*
march of the loser former jocks
whip out your boners...expose your cocks...
nobody ever call the cops...
'cuz they're marching alongside you…
'cuz they're proud to be meatheads too…
.
.
*VERSE 1*
i’m a meathead at heart…
i took a shot in the dark…
i bit a bullet for the team…
for i’m a takedown machine…
.
.
*REFRAIN 1*
still i’m a sensitive guy…
at the end of the day…
they’ll cook me medium rare…
turned out the regular way…
.
.
*VERSE 2*
i’m a bully at heart
i bought the merry lynch bull
and i did as i was told
as they push and i pull
.
.
*REFRAIN 2*
i took it out on my children
so won’t you cut me some slack?
but sooner or later i know
they’re gonna hafta hit back
.
*GUITAR SOLO OVER VERSE*
.
*REFRAIN 3*
and i don’t care
what my guardian angel may say
cuz i’m a meatheart at heart
went out the regular way…
.
*REFRAIN 4*
cuz i’m a meatheart at heart
i've never been all that smart…
but i’ve always been bold….
yea i've always been bold...
.
*REFRAIN 5*
so now all you wonder
why we’re looking at you…
we pushed our way to the front of the line
now we don’t know what to do...
.
.
.
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5. |
"BACK 2 JERSEY"
05:50
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*VERSE 1*
right back to jersey
cheerfully back to the garden state
every memory ain't all that great...
every name ends in "eee"
like joey and franky...
and eddie and nicky and jimmy and johnny…
(and don’t forget timmy n tommy…)
it’s high times for a wiseguy...
.
*VERSE 2*
right back to jersey
.
.
.
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.⛫👑🏰⚔️KingdoMofJoGa.coM🏯⚔️👑⛫
cheerfully back to the garden state
every enemy waits at the gate...
.
every name ends in "eee"
like joey and franky...
and eddie and nicky and jimmy and johnny…
(and don't forget daddy and mommy…)
it’s high times for a wiseguy...
.
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"DE NADA"
nadia
i know it's nona my business
i bet you wish you had big breasts
too bad you're practically flat
neither tit nor tat
you weren't designed like that
too bad you're practically flat…
practically flat...
practically flat...
nadia
did you do it on purpose?
although it's nona my business
i know i wish you had big breasts
nadia
does it make you depressed?
was it i you detested?
you pretended to smile as i was taking a load off your chest
nadia
well i wish you the best...
because after a while i decided to put it to rest
nadia
do i make you depressed?
i didn't do it on purpose...
.
.
.
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6. |
"VENI VIDI VICI"
08:19
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*PART 1A*
"ODE TO SELF"
(aka 'veni vedi vici')
(1)
i came...
i saw...
i'll conquer all...
...and i'll leave it all behind...
(2)
you saw my way...
you made my day...
...so we'll keep an open mind...
.
.
*PART 2A*
(1)
"ANNA NICOLE":
agricola…
nicola…
lemme see an areola…
cuz i haven't had a nibble all day…
i'm from a long line of losers all consumed by their fears...
and i haven't had a sweetheart in years…
(...and no i haven't had no sweetheart in years…)
.
.
*PART 1B*
but i came
i saw
i'll take the fall...
(and i'll make it out alive...)
.
.
*PART 2B*
yea i'm the 'leader' of the 'loners'...
who'd all been seeking the truth...
'er since the days of their youth...
.
and man, they never had a nibble…
(they simply scribbled away...)
.
.
*PART 3A*
so 'katrina'...meet 'hurricane sandy'..
...and 'homo ricardo', meet 'asperger andy'...
.
.
*PART 2C*
i'm from a long line of losers all consumed by their fear…
there'll be no easter this year...
(there'll be no 'easter' this year...)
.
.
*PART 3B*
"THE BRITISH INVASION":
'katrina'...meet 'hurricane rita'...
feeding me meter...
treating me fine...
.
.
"OUTRO*
("GIRLFRIEND")
you're gonna hafta tell him...
...you'll only be a girlfriend…
(...of mine...)
.
doo doo doo doo
doo doo
doo doo
doo doo doo
doo
(x 2)
til the river stops a flowing…
til the wind doesn't wanna blow…
til the flowers stop a growing…
til my love doesn't wanna know...
.
.
.
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7. |
"MOTHER'S DAY"
07:41
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*INTRO*
"DAYTIME NIGHTTIME SUFFERING":
cmon river…overflow…
let your love for your people show…
cmon river…flow through me…
.
you are the river…i am the stream…
flow mighty river…through me…
.
what does she get for all the love she gave you?
what does she get for all the love she gave you?
.
*PART 1A*
"DALI LAMA"
my mama never told me to move
(...so what are we fighting for?)
running out of reasons to live...
she shoved me right out the door...
.
*PART 2A*
i hate her for a couple of days
i blamed her for everything
i loved her in a musical way
(a song that i'll never sing)
.
.
*PART 1B*
mama in my moment of doubt
sat down on my dirty floor
told me whether with or without
my love’s just another chore
.
.
*PART 2B*
mama mama mama
whether with or without
i’d still rather be
i love her in my moment of doubt...
(though i love her quite carefully…)
.
.
(solo over verses x 2)
.
.
*PART 2C*
mama mama mama...
and her 'letters of love...
(belonging to me...)
.
and if i love her in my moment of doubt,
then i love her quite certainly…
.
.
*PART 1C*
i write her every morning,..
then i turn off the light...
(my temperature’s fine)
we took a look around once we had seen all the sights...
(and kept on)
.
.
*PART 3*
"EARLY BIRDS"
we kept right…
we kept right on down that line…
.
.
*OUTRO*
"ALIBABA"
joseph in dopeland…
("you don’t know what you’re talkin bout...")
being mean-mean spirited pays…
he’ll play on your weakness in myriad ways…
he’s your soul insecurity root
he don’t know what you’re doing
but he’s hot in pursuit
the cowardly lion’s no friend...
(al)though he knows in his heart
(...that you will win in the end...)
.
.
.
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8. |
"MOVING PICTURES"
04:35
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*VERSE 1*
(you gotta) finish the job while the children are sleeping...
the losers are brooding...
the winner is weeping…
surviving the winter and screaming a greeting…
(hello hello hello hello...)
.
*VERSE 2*
i gathered all of the facts...
still the truth is misleading…
my sources are dormant…
my victim is bleeding…
well we both wanna know what the other is thinking…
(was that a blink or a wink?)
.
*BRIDGE*
the vessels are sinking…
the sirens are shrieking…
.
.
*OUTRO*
picture yourself in a hole so enormous...)
(...it don't seem like no hole at all...)
picture yourself on a 'chain' in a 'gang'...
(...reserved for the 'truly insane'...)
(picture yours truly…)
(into donovan's 'atlantis' singalong...)
(the 'billy batts' murder in 'goodfellas')
(what a strange 'juxtapostion'...)
(when i first saw / heard it i thought it was perfect)
(but now i'm worried it won't age well)
(and 'mcfarlane' will make a running gag on his animated series about the increasingly 'cringey' tendency to play 'happy classic rock' during violent brutal scenes...)
(for more on thisl see "what is life")
.
.
.
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9. |
"GENDER-BENDER"
02:36
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*REFRAIN*
gender bruce jenner…
don't change your gender...
(did you see that???)
gender bruce jenner…
don't change your gender...
.
.
.
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10. |
"GLORIOUS TWELFTH"
06:19
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*PART 1*
terrible singer…
terrible writer…
terrible lover…
terrible fighter…
terrible in bed…
tonight…
alone…
.
*PART 2*
a decent driver…
.
.
.
a hopeless liar…
a weirdo wallflower…
an occasional showerer...
.
*PART 3*
well you smell like jail...
(you smell like jail…)
they know not what they do...
(they don't know what they're doing…)
.
*PART 4*
well was it worth it?
was it worth it jona?
cuz either way you're screwed
if it was up to me
i'd do the opposite of you...
.
*PART 5*
(so) sister heed my weary word...
or flip your bitter bird...
instead...
(i bet he'll be terrible in bed)
.
.
"CHERYL LYNN"
*VERSE 1*
marvelous mama who made us calling
cheryl lynn
ripen when the jersey tomato falling
cheryl lynn
.
*REFRAIN 1*
hey hey mama don't just stay in place
gotta get on up and go
hey hey baby gonna find the time
she'll be the last to know
.
.
"LESS THAN ZERO"
*VERSE 1*
see, she seemed so happy with me
but by the end of the night, left with a contact high
allergic to saliva
so allegedly sensitive
so knowingly naive
.
*VERSE 2*
see, now she’s working for the MTV
but there’s better ways to make your own mistakes
come back to the base, babe
we’ll raise the stakes
we’ll erase all the evidence…
.
*VERSE 3*
see, she went for the one who was least like me
please, no reminder needed
z is for zero
z is for zero
z is for zero
.
.
*REFRAIN 1*
contact high and dry
such a sad excuse for a lullaby
contact down below
overall is well, so let my systems go...
let my systems go…
.
*BRIDGE*
oh, and she still don’t know
she went to britain and back
and now she back below
knowing he can raise the stakes
my man it ain't your place...
you gotta give her space...
Z is for zero...
Z is for zero...
Z is for zero...
.
.
*OUTRO*
all the time
women wine
oh, bringing in the new year to a grand design…
.
.
.
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🏆✨✨*WE WON THE WAR* ✨✨🏆
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11. |
"IDIOT SAVANT"
05:50
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*PART 1*
why you gotta be so complicated?
(complexity is way overrated)
why you gotta always be sedated?
(man...velocity is way overrated...)
.
.
*PART 2*
i'd rather aid and abet the enemy...
...than merely forgive and forget...
('cuz what i want to happen hasn't happened yet...)
.
.
*PART 3*
(yea you know who you are…)
number 2 is you…
shining like a star…
number 3 is me…
ignored before…
though i won't be ignored no more…
.
.
*OUTRO*
one
shining like the sun
number two is you
knowing what to do
number three is me
ignored before
dive dive dive...
.
.
.
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🏆✨✨*WE WON THE WAR* ✨✨🏆
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12. |
*PERSONA NON GRATA*
04:35
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*PART 1A*
i'm a ‘sexual sadist’…
i'm a ‘robber’ of ‘graves’…
i'm a ‘serial rapist’…
i'm a ‘trader’ of ‘slaves’…
.
.
*PART 2A"
i was a ‘dope fiend’…
(and now i'm getting distracted)
i had a ‘pipe dream’…
(until i overreacted)
until i overreacted...
.
.
*PART 1B*
my ‘los estados unidos’…
when i need you the most…
gimme your tired…
your hungry…
your loneliest ghosts…
your loneliest ghosts...
your loneliest ghosts...
.
.
*OUTRO*
she fuckin hates me…
(“not this time…”)
.
.
.
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🏆✨✨*WE WON THE WAR* ✨✨🏆
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